Saturday, January 28, 2006

Keep your spandex out of my jeans!

seriously. who actually looks good in spandex jeans? as a person with eyes, I would say: Hollywood. Real people=bad. So why is it that Walmart, in a rural community and having a clientel that is so far removed from Hollywood that we forget how to spell it, they only carry spandex jeans? sad. sad as an observer. Pathetic and frustrating as a buyer.

oh very frustrating. espeically since I have what I like to call guitar hips. I"m sure it helps my husband be subconciously attracted to me, but that shape is not exactly considered classic beauty. I don't like to draw attention to it. Spandex jeans show them off in all their non-size ten, guitar body shape glory.

sigh. I hate Walmart.

PS. I'm off in the morning! see you all on Friday. I am not cool enough to have a laptop so there won't be any updates. Just think of me having fun, playing, pushing scrapbook products and drooling at everyone else's and you should get a good picture of what I'll be up to.

5 comments:

Jess said...

Have a GREAT time! I can't wait to see pictures and hear reports.

And, jean buying is just . . . well, there are no words to describe it. *shudder*

Ashley G said...

You know I wish I were there!

...and I love spandex in my pants. It allows some growth. LOL!

karen said...

Ah yes, jean buying. That dreaded cursed chore! I've found that I MUST have pockets in the back or it ain't purty. T'ain't purty atall! Have a wonderful time at CHA!

Anonymous said...

I like the spandex because my butt isn't big enough to fill out a pair of jeans and I would have droopy drawers.

marilynH said...

You put it so well!! i agree, too. However, i do like it in jeans and clothes that aren't supposed to be tight. (I hate tight clothes, but thats a whole nother subject. ) If there is a bit of spandex in my clothes, there is a little bit of 'give" and they don't tug when I sit---so comfy!!