I have a counter installed on my blog. It not only lets me see how many visitors I get, but also how they found me. It's always interesting to see what search terms people use to find this blog. Some of them are so far off that I wonder how they thought this blog could possibly help them.
Today I found this: "clean wax off tablecloths"
Apparently, someone somewhere does actually have a problem with this. I just feel this warm glow that I was able to help someone out. Because of me, Great Aunt Betsy's lace table cloth can be rescued from bad pillars. My work here is done.
(PS. If you are the unfortunate who found me because of a wax mishap, let me know where the party is, k? I'll bring the deep fried cheese sticks.)
(PPS. Kelli, someone was looking for you. poor soul found me instead. )